Lesbian Dating – Science Proves Oxymoron!
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Yup...this really is my online dating profile......

My Ideal Woman…..

Hmmmm.......well....let's see.....I am basically looking for “the one” who likes to play head games, is unemployed, uneducated, passive-aggressive, dishonest, bad-tempered, addicted to anything and everything, and has majored in “Slacker-nomics”. Uh....yea....that and a bag of chips will get ya....a bag of chips.

All I know is the phrase "Lesbian Dating" should be an oxymoron because after being "off the market" for 10 years, I am finding that there really is no such thing as Lesbian dating because lesbians are like magnets. When ya' put them together, they instantly snap together or if ya turn one around they instantly repel one another. So really, Lesbian dating is like "magnet physics" in action.

So... if ya’ fit any or all of the fabulous characteristics as mentioned above, please contact me right away! Don’t wait! Set your fifth of Bourbon down, get outta‘ that easy chair; quit your part-time job at Wal-Mart and borrow a friend’s cell phone and call 1-800- EAT-CLIT or visit http://crazylesbiansintherapy.wetpaint.com/ ! : )

Favorite quote: "To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking."
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So, what do ya' think? Think I will reel in the women with this profile?

Later, ; )

Scout (a.k.a. Dr. Zen)

Lesbian Humor or Simply Oxymoron? You Tell Me......

Lesbians everywhere just want some good reading material and lo and behold here it is just for you.

If you have some nifty lesbian humor or not so d*mn humorous articles to share, please do. Everyone can contribute to this wiki.

C.L.I.T. - NOW ACCEPTING PATIENTS & New WIKI

Announcement - C.L.I.T. - Crazy lesbian In Therapy is now accepting new patients for its 2009 calendar year. So, if you happen to match the following characteritics, please apply immediately at your nearest C.L.I.T. sanitarium.

1. You are a lesbian;

2. You think you are normal;

3. You still don't know why your relationships just don't last and know it couldn't be anything you did;

4. And finally, you are a lesbian.

Please rush, don't saunter, wonder, mosey, or skip to your nearest sanitarium - but run like hell because your next C.L.I.T. relationship is fast running up on your heels and will have you trapped in yet another dismal short-termed and chaotic relationship in no time flat.

Time is a b*tch and she ain't taking prisioners - so don't go p*ssin her off!

This public announcment has been brought to you buy Ex-CLIT patients - who unfortunately remain unreformed.

Also, please join in the new WIKI that you can add to at http://crazylesbiansintherapy.wetpaint.com/ - you too can "sit a spell and b*tch like hell" about crazy lesbians and add your voice to the all new C.L.I.T. Wiki! let us know what really drive you nutso about crazy lesbians, what cracks you up about lesbian profiles (photos where the gf is cut out, funny profile user name, etc).

Ta ta for now, Scout223 (a.k.a Dr. Zen)

Where’s Scout223?

As many of you know I have a nationally syndicated humor article on the Out in America (outinamerica.com) network called Scout223's Cherry along with being an Administrator.

Well, after some thought and tiring of some of the energy sucking vampires that are allowed to exist on there - I decided that, in my words, it is "not a kingdom worth keeping" and so deleted my profile on there. Several others followed suit.

No longer will I be submitting writings to that site. So if you need to get your dose of Scout223 then you'll have to read it here until I get a local social site up and running.

I think Steve on here will be glad to work together on this to create a totally interactive site where people from all walks of gay life can mingle and mix.

Well, that is all for now from me. Check back often to see new writings or for now check www.Scout223.com which will take you to my MySpace profile and blog there too. But whatever is there will also be posted here.

Until Next Time...Scout223 Out!

Wow! Some Fun Pictures of Rockin’ in the Streets………………..

Today I came up and met some OIC buddies. We roamed around Com Fest and then headed over to Rocking in the Streets to hear some great live music, see other pals, kick back, and hang out.

One thing, at Com Fest – there was some kind of “Toy Car” mini-show going on and sure enough – some folks glued, bolted, screwed, or some how attached bunches of toys to cars, almost completely covering them. Some had masses of baby doll heads while others had toy trains. Take a looksie. Weird but cool.

Oh and someone even got real ambitious and “decorated” a latrine too! See link to pictures below to see that.

Once over at Rocking in the Streets – I just started snapping pictures and completely lucked out and got to see one of my favorite musicians – Tracy Walker from Cincinnati. I’ve been listening to her stuff for years – back when she started with Ain’t Helen. Wow, hard to believe it was so long ago.

Anyway, here are a few other pictures for your viewing pleasure. If you want to see all of them I snapped, visit: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jekessans/album?.dir=/61d7scd.

I got some pretty good ones. Although I have to say that by 10:30 we left as I was getting sleepy and wanted to rest up for the 3000 Steps Pride March and a funn filled day at Pride.

See ya there!

Until the 3000 Steps Pride March…Scout223 Out!

Cincinnati Pride Day 2 From Beginning to End…..

Sunday day 2 of Cincinnati Gay Pride started off with a long march where many businesses and gay groups participated including us – Troop 223.

We marched (well, actually rode on the back of a friend’s truck the whole way), and saw a great turn out for our Pride event that has steadily been growing for the past few years.

Here are some more pictures and you can view all of the others taken that day at: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jekessans/album?.dir=9a47re2&.src=ph .

On day 2 we got over 125 more pictures and some of our Columbus Pals came down to celebrate with us too.

Oh and before things kicked off, we volunteered to help set up the event doing things like loading ice into the coolers at the vendor stands, etc.

Well, take a look at the pictures of both days. It was great fun and we can’t wait until weekend after next when we come up for Columbus Pride. See ya all there!

Until Next Pride in Columbus…..Scout223 Out!

HAPPY GAY PRIDE! Will write and share more pictures later.

Cincy Pride - Homo Haters, God Lova’s, and Mutha’ F*cka’s…

Cincy Pride… Cincinnati Pride kicked off today at 4 pm and sure enough – guess who shows up?

If ya said Gay Hatin’ Homophobes, then you’d be right.

No problem though, because as you can see in the picture below I jumped the fence, and stripped for the Glory of God, baring my Jewish soul to everyone!

It was a lot of fun and certainly surprised them to the point of choking on their bullhorns! Haha…funny thing is I think they want to choke on a real man’s “bullhorn”. I got over 100 photos at Pride today and you can view the photo album at: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jekessans/album?.dir=ebe3re2 including some cute (nearly) naked guys, gals, and some great performers.

Below are a few more pictures from today.

Fab Pride Entertainment!

Don't Do Lesbian Crack!

Trans-sexual, Cool Old Guy, Another Trans-sexual, and a BDSM Chick! -We wantted to give those Homo aters something to think about!

Tomorrow, we’ll be there again and this time we’ll be marching behind the Scout223 banner.

And if you couldn’t make it to Cincy Pride, we’ll be marching again behind the banner again for Columbus Stonewall’s 3000 Steps fundraising event!

l Pride Tomorrow…Scout223 Out!

Fighting Terrorism – One Razor at a Time
By: Scout223

President Bush announced yesterday that federal funding will begin for a special new program aimed at eliminating what he refers to as “hairy chicks.” The Free Disposable Razors for Lesbians Program is set to kick off with a “Shave That Nasty Hair Fundraising Gala” where top Washington officials and pundits will be in attendance. It will be a shave all you can style affair capped off by a buffet of “hair-themed” cuisine such as porcupine ribs, Polar Bear hair Pie, and Bichon Frise Brisket.

When asked about the importance of this program, President Bush said, “Hairy chicks are clogging Amerika’s eye-ball sight with their proliferous hair spouting out from all over their corpuses, and we jist can’t have hairy chicks running amuck in this great country of ours!”

Not sure of what the President was really saying, reporters asked Bush to further explain his statement. He replied with, “Well, ya see…hairy chicks are like little visual terrorist lobbing their nuklear arsenal of hairy-ness all around for Amerikans to see whether they want to or not, and that is the same tactics that Al-Qaeda is using.”

During one of his hunting trips, former Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld was asked about his stance on the president’s position. Responding in a somewhat perplexed (or confused) fashion with raised eyebrow he responded, “There is evidence to suggest that hairy Lesbian chicks are really undercover Al-Qaeda Special Forces operatives, quite possibly a super-terrorist cell operating all across the US today.”

Still quite confused, reporters crowded around him asking for further explanation as to how this could be. Lowering his shotgun from the face of a colleague, Mr. Rumsfeld lowered his head in dismay and quietly stated, “It’s suspected that even my Lesbian daughter may be one of the hairy Chick’s main operatives. We suspect this since she has never taken to shaving and is quite hairy. And from what the defense department has discerned, lesbians like my daughter, who has never even so much as held a razor are generally the highest ranking officials in the “Hairy Chick Terrorist Cell”. It’s a pity ‘cause I kind of liked her, but as an American, I have to do my duty to protect this country, even if it means shooting someone in the face myself!”

When told of Mr. Rumsfeld’s startling admission, President Bush admitted that he was aware of the possibility that “Lil’ Hairy Mary Rumsfeld might be a terrorist is just tragik-er than anything he could imaginate!”

Asked whether he had any final requests for the American public in helping to combat the travesty, President Bush said, “Yup, I sure do. If ya’ see one of them hairy chicks, stop ‘em and give ‘em a disposable razor and tell ‘em that we’re watching ‘em ‘cuase we’re Amerikans, and Amerikans aren’t gonna’ tolerinate this kind of terrorism-istic kind of tacktics!” he added, “Oh and be sure to attend the $1,000,000 per plate Hairy Chicks fund razor, so we can avoid having to use social security funds. And one more thing, “Let’s all be good Amerikans and shave!”

For more information on how you can help with this new federal program or to attend the kick-off gala, call your congressman and request a special “No Hairy Terrorist Chicks Anti-Terrorism Kit” complete with disposable razors to hand out to any hairy chick you encounter, and instructions on how to spot them.