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Lesbian Dating – Science Proves Oxymoron!

Submitted by Scout223 on October 7, 2009 - 10:24pm.

Lesbian Dating – Science Proves Oxymoron!
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picasso201.jpgYup...this really is my online dating profile......

My Ideal Woman…..

Hmmmm.......well....let's see.....I am basically looking for “the one” who likes to play head games, is unemployed, uneducated, passive-aggressive, dishonest, bad-tempered, addicted to anything and everything, and has majored in “Slacker-nomics”. Uh....yea....that and a bag of chips will get ya....a bag of chips.

All I know is the phrase "Lesbian Dating" should be an oxymoron because after being "off the market" for 10 years, I am finding that there really is no such thing as Lesbian dating because lesbians are like magnets. When ya' put them together, they instantly snap together or if ya turn one around they instantly repel one another. So really, Lesbian dating is like "magnet physics" in action.

So... if ya’ fit any or all of the fabulous characteristics as mentioned above, please contact me right away! Don’t wait! Set your fifth of Bourbon down, get outta‘ that easy chair; quit your part-time job at Wal-Mart and borrow a friend’s cell phone and call 1-800- EAT-CLIT or visit http://crazylesbiansintherapy.wetpaint.com/ ! : )

Favorite quote: "To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking."
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So, what do ya' think? Think I will reel in the women with this profile?

Later, ; )

Scout (a.k.a. Dr. Zen)

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I crack myself up.....

Submitted by Scout223 on October 7, 2009 - 11:11pm.

I crack myself up.....

Scout223

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